Homophones

yourplayersaidwhat:

Our party split to explore an area, and my character, a cleric, and another, our tank, enter an cave with an underground lake

DM: … and you see some ferries sitting on the shore.

Tank: (ooc) can we talk to the fairies?

DM: sure, they say, “hi, I’m a boat.”

The tank was very confused for a few seconds while the party was in hysterics.