emilysidhe:

faded-coat-of-blue:

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markrial:

arizonaconservativegal:

Fun fact: Arizona is the only place in the country where the state mine inspector is an elected position

Another fun fact: this is one of my favorite political ads of all time, straight out of 2014

I forgot vampire bats were a thing and thought they were referring to the folklore kind of vampire

the subtle advocation for kids to be playing in the abandoned copper mines is also not great

For an English person who sort of likes football, the revelation that ex-England goalkeeper Joe Hart had become a vampire hunter in Arizona copper mines was also quite the shock.

On second look, I think the best part of this might actually be “write-in candidate”

It’s not the funniest by far, but it just ties everything together