remember grog ‘the token straight’ strongjaw’s endless string of homoerotic competitive crushes on any buff dude with a strength proficiency and also that time he had a threesome with scanlan
“no one would ever know. it could just be us.” -grog strongjaw, token straight, to scanlan and vex.
“and then we’d kill vex,” grog continues, planning for the end of the world.
“FINALLY” says grog when scan says how about a ride
“The cube is always welcome” says grog when scanlan asks to mount him
“i wanna live forever… aren’t you like really old though? so you’d get company” – grog “together forever” strongjaw
“you already look amazing…” scanlan “a man? that was my *teenage* years” shorthalt
Grog acting like a churlish scorned lover upon seeing Lionel Gayheart. Grog and Pike making the group decision to be angry or forgive Scanlan.
Scanlan agreeing to murder Lionel for Grog, his forever guy.
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