transkoushirou:

most iconic moments of cr campaign 2:

• someone kicks a cat so hard it just fucking disappears
• i am an enchanter pumat sol. i am also enchanter pumat sol. i must admit i, too, am enchanter pumat sol.
• molly paints his dick for no reason, pretends to vomit, jumps out a window, insists fjord carry him out dramatically in his arms
• “phil!”
• jester makes herself into five thousand old dragonborn men because ¯_(ツ)_/¯