thesnadger:

Minor Inconvenience: Cantrip, Transmutation. V, S, M (three leaves cut from any difficult to kill weed)

Duration: Instantaneous

Range: 120 feet

You create one of the following effects on any non-magical object within range:

• A stair or floorboard will break the next time someone steps on it.
• A spot on any wall will grow a loose nail, a splinter or a sharp piece of decoration that will snag the clothing of the next person to walk past it.
• A rope or chain becomes hopelessly tangled.
• One food item spoils or becomes instantly overcooked.
• A vessel of water tips over, spilling the contents.

The first creature to be affected by this object’s alteration must make a Wisdom save. On a failure, the creature will lose all sense of proportion for one round, ranting and raving against the heavens for their miserable luck.