an incomplete sorting of superheroes

andhumanslovedstories:

people with genuine and valid superpowers in Infinity War

• thor: thunder god 
• wanda: big red magic witch
• dr strange: wizard
• t’challa: super panther sprint master
• nebula: robot powered by rage
• peter parker: whatever a spider can
• groot: tree puberty

essentially a fit dude with a gun

• rhodey: tank with gun
• tony: fancier tank with gun
• bruce: borrowed tank with gun
• sam: bird with gun
• peter quill: kid on roller skates with gun
• bucky: old guy with gun
• rocket: raccoon with gun

essentially a fit dude who is too good for your shitty gun

• okoye: “so primitive”. wields a laser spear and the side-eye. 
• natasha: won second place at nationals for baton twirling. killed the first place winner with her batons. 
• mantis who technically has superpowers but they are balanced out by her terminal case of Gentle Soul: kick names, take ass!! I am just happy to be here!! (the > is antenna. also her scary face)