just pullin monster foetuses out of the goddamn ground like your worst nightmare’s version of harvesting
ah yes got a great crop of demon babies this year, will keep us going all winter
ooohhh fellas get out of there
I don’t want to leave
I will find you there
oh man no you won’t you’re absolutely gonna die
I can’t believe they’re introducing more characters it took me three and a half hours to learn the names of the first lot
it’s Dumbledore and Filch only older and slimier BOOM first HP reference of the movie
THE DUDE’S TOO OLD TO SPEAK I get loyalty and shit but maybe like time to pass on the throne??
who would win
keep breathin’ *huff* that’s the key.
me @ every cross country
honestly the amount of footage dedicated to them running I’m exhausted just watching them
you think… we might’ve made a mistake, leaving the shire?
OH SURE NOW YOU THINK ABOUT IT
they’re trying to wriggle away with their hands and feet bound from the very edge of an army of orcs and super orcs and I’ll give them this you can’t beat a hobbit’s optimism
THIS IS NOT WHO I WAS EXPECTING TO SAVE MERRY AND PIP
AM I RELIEVED? OF COURSE
AM I ALSO A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED? MAYBE
the red sun rises. blood has been spilled this night.
hey bud you’re not wrong but I think that’s just a normal sunrise there. like let’s be real a red sun rose every time blood was spilled ya’ll would never get a blue sky
i'll apple your turnover 